Slacking (again)

I haven't been updating with any regularity. Forgive me. I startled a particularly large toaster and there is horrible urine....everywhere. Our entire kitchen, ruined. I have only myself to blame. I tried cleaning it all on my own, but have since called A Guy. Don't be alarmed, I am unharmed. None of it got on me, but the counters and the floor are being...digested...or something. Anywho, things to come:

Conversations with a Good Shrink (also known as Not a Pez Dispenser)
More on school
Why M. Should Re-Enable Comments and/or Give Me His Email Address
Funny Happenings or Why I Won't be Having Children
and If I Weren't So disgusted by the very concept Nice I Would Totally Spit in Your Food